SO I GET TO WORK 11 AM ON THE DOT, MANAGERS POSTED UP OUTSIDE TALKING AND SHIT....ONE CHICK MAD CUZ SHE WANNA BE A MANAGER AND I CAME IN AND TOOK THAT POSITION....(YEAH BOY WHAT???!!!)
ME- GOOD MORNING! GOOD MORNING! PEACE, LOVE, AND HAPPINESS *PEACE SIGN*
1 MANAGER- *STARES HARD*
OTHERS- GOOD MORNING...GM...GM...GM...blahblahblah
so im in the middle of a conversation and this guy just rudely interrupts about nothing...i dnt know wat he said but i was kind of pissed and had that NO THE FUCK THIS PUSSYNIGGA DIDNT type look...MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS TELL IT ALL...
MANAGER - *SCOFFS* IMMA HAVE ME SUM FUN WITH YOU
ME - WAHHH???? *STUPID FACE*
anyways...we go inside for orientation...we introduce ourselves IM last to go so im like
IM ABLEYNE YOU CAN CALL ME AB OR NOVEL-T, IM A SINGER AND A HEART FELT SONGWRITER WHO IS A FB AND MYSPACE JUNKIE...JUST MOVED HERE AND LOVING IT...TRYING TO FIND MY ITCH(NON-STD RELATED) just to kill the deadness
laughter in the air end someone shouted MYSPACE GETS ME IN TROUBLE and i was like ONLY IF YOUR A WHORE ....(and the crowd goes wild *hands in air*)
convos sparks when someone asked me something then the director was like GET TO KNOW HER ON YOUR BREAK , I KNOW SHE SEEMS LIKE A CATCH HUH? im thinking like what the fuck is going on here but i didnt take it to heart it was a form of a compliment that deteriorated before it came out his mouth...
BREAK TIME *DINGDINGDING*
half the guys in the room and the only other female besides myself is surrounding me with questions and we're laughing and joking and this one convos about cOkE came up *smh*
1 THINK YOU DONT TALK ABOUT ON YOUR FIRST DAY AT WORK IS COKE!!!!
anywho...so it went like so
MANAGER - SUMTHING SUMTHING AND HE WAS DOING COKE OF THE TOILET SEAT AT A NIGHTCLUB AND THATS HOW HE DIED
OTHERS - DAMN...THATS NASTY...shit like that..... watever
ME- WHO THE HELL DOES SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE THAT?? HE COULD HAVE KEPT IT COOL AND FUNKY AND SNORT THAT SHIT OFF HIS HAND AND KEPT IT MOVING...Y THE TOILET SEAT????
MANAGER- YOU SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE SOME EXPERIENCE...LET ME FIND OUT....I USED TO GET DOWN LIKE THAT BACK IN THE DAY
(no nigga still in this day...i know he still on it)
now everyone looking at me like i snort coke and shit
ME- NO MY FRIEND...BUT DNT ACT LIKE YALL MF'S NEVER SEEN BLOW(crowd goes wild again)
its late and imma shorten this up....*yawn*
the manager was flirting with me throughout the whole day and i love having management in my pocket, I know how to play my cards right *wink*...he text me after work and gets sexual all nonchalant and shit and just POPPED OUT THE CUT with some freaky shit that caught me off guard and wanting me to blaze drink n chill with him...lmao...i find this shit bizarre how forward he is in a creepy way...he called me and said sum shit and the word WILLY NILLY came out his mouth....BAAAHAHAHAHAHA YOU KNOW HE'S AN OLD TIMER....im like LISTEN HEAR OLD TIMER STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HIP CUZ YOU KNOW HOW TO TEXT YOU CANT BE HOLLERING OUT NO WILLY NILLY, YOU BOUND TO GET OFFED ROUND THESE PARTS...talking all country to his ass
anyways i just found this day not offensive but just plain hilarious and im curious to see what is instored for tomorrow AKA 11am...my boss' r crazy!!!!
~JUST ANOTHER DAY OF A PISCES~
~ciao.bless~
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