I was fired from my job who knows when....but I am FREE!
How do you not know when you was fired?
Good question let me share another misadventure with you
I started with this company 4/13/2009 took a drug test and started working. I started getting upset with this company for many administrative problems. I started working from home and a lot of things started changing which made me become frustrated. I started wishing they would fire me so I can get paid and not work. I started slacking and got wrote up then I had to work in the building plus my internet was messed up so I had no choice but to continue working there. I was told I needed to meet with HR the next day. I'm in the office with HR and 2 other idiots and they said I failed the drug test I took over a year ago. They didn't answer any of my questions on statue of limitation, I even offered to take another test. They put me on paid suspension telling me not to contact them, they would contact me. The nerve of those bastards! So I go home and start focusing on my dads memorial service which I didn't put in any vacation time for and packing to move. I waited and waited then they finally call me 1 time 2 days before I leave for Boston. I didn't answer because I didn't want to be bothered with it, I would deal with it when I got back. I get back from Boston and 2 days later I get a call from my friend OUT OF STATE telling me I'm out of a job. I call my team lead and this bitch, well let me tell you what the bitch said.
TeamLead: Hi well the news we got back from HR wasn't good, they sent out an email and you are no longer with the company...so how can I help you"
Me: Well uhmmmm was anyone going to contact me and tell me? what was I fired for? what did the email say? I find it to be unprofessional that a big corporate business fails to inform an employee that they are fired. I had to find out that I was let go from someone 8 states away!
after all I just said her response was
TL: Who told you? I dont know but I advise you to talk to HR
me: Stupid Bitch dont know shit! (then I hung up the phone)
I call HR and nobody answers and I leave plenty of messages. Some bitch calls me back 5 days later and I tell her whats going on. She tells me she will see whats going on because she knows nothing about the case and will call me back. That bitch still hasn't called me back! So now those bitches still pay me and I am free to be me.
Shackled by the corporate captivity called work I lost myself and some more pieces of my sanity. I put off everything for a job that didn't give 2 shits about me. So glad I'm free so Fuck you and still Pay me BITCHEZZZZ! :-P
I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE! FUCK THE MAN! I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE!
~ciao.bless~
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Oh what a Night! and tripped out morning!
The night of 11/10/2010 was amazingly crazy, the next morning i was tripping!
Well first it was my friend S.K.I.P's CD release party
This dude is sick to death, such a hard working creative individual. His entity is a necessity for all cultures of music. Hip Hop Rock Funk with mind stimulating concrete imagery lyrics, indeed a must hear and looking at him is a pleasure too.
Swamburger and Divinci from Solillaquists of Sound http://www.solilla.com brought back VOCALIZATION. I love these dudes and their wives, who were in the crowd as well. Rappers jumped on the mic sharing the love of hip hop while Divinci had us head banging to some bionic sounds from his MPCs. Swam kept us hyped all night convicting our souls with insightful rhymes. When I say "Characters Welcomed" I totally mean it. Invitation was extended to anyone in the crowd to speak freely anything they feel you didn't necessarily have to be a singer or rapper and I loved that. I had 6 shots of patron and 4 beers, so i was on my way to where I kept saying I needed to be and that is W A S T E D! I was having a blast recording the event and seeing familiar faces is always a pleasure to me. To support S.K.I.P and his love of music which is sick like the rest of us. I love S.K.I.Ps creativity and his hard work really shows, I'm definitely a fan for life.
I leave with friends and they had to jump the car so ran back to use the bathroom and bumped into my friend Rob coming out of BackBooth. Great he sees me when I have to pee and we have this whole thing when we hug its just this thing we do lol Love that dude. I talked to him then ran to the bathroom and didn't want to go home yet so I went to Tanqueray's (my spot) to hear some Kaleigh Baker http://www.myspace.com/kaleighbaker , http://www.rockyagirl.com she is awesome! I haven't seen or heard her in a while so I went there and continued my saga of patron shots and beer, yuengling to be exact. Kaleigh is singing I'm talking to random people and seen some more familiar faces, I drank alot so I was going to the bathroom freeeeeeequently.
One particular bathroom trip there's some chick named Erica throwing up in the bathroom stall but not utilizing the toilet so all the vomit was leaking out the stall. I go in the mens bathroom where the urinal was free to pee (what female you know uses a urinal? not this one either) so in the stall a guy is peeing. I'm drunk and having to pee real bad so I go off on the dude like "are you bitch pissng right now?" he says "what the fuck is that?" ugh! he answered a question with a question (pet peeve) so I answer "you have to sit down to pee because the urinal is fully available" then he comes out laughing i go in damn near peeing on myself. I come out and Erica's friend Ashley yells "OH MY GOD SHE'S DIABETIC AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!" So the good Samaritan in me starts helping out like captain save a hoe! I take control of the situation and get Erica out the bathroom, wash her face and then I washed her bag. Oh my Lord! straight vomit all over it and I'm just going to town cleaning it. I'm looking in it for her meter and test strips, an old bloody strip or insulin any freaking thing that would classify her as a type 1 or 2. So I find nothing, I get her upstairs and Kaleigh buys her a hot dog and I get her water and now I have this tall amazon chick on me that keeps saying "I'm soo sorry you guys" Im asking where they parked and Ashley who is drunk asked drunk ass vomiting ass Erica where they parked. We go on church street make a right and then we made another right, we get by a dumpster and Ashley has to pee. It triggers my 10 shots and 8 beers so now I have to pee ugh! So I go behind the bush and Ashley is basically peeing on the sidewalk and Erica is leaning on this semi wall throwing up. Security came out and we're like "We're so sorry we're leaving right now" I get them to the car which was on the same street as Tanqs so we basically walked in a circle. GOOD RIDDANCE DRUNK BITCHEZZZ! I told them to hang around and sober up before they leave cause that was a bad scene waiting to happen.
I get back to Tanqs just exhausted and I get my beer that the bartender replaced because I dropped it in the bathroom adding more work for the clean up crew SORRY! Kaleigh buys me a shot and I drink my beer being the 2nd to last to leave, that's a 1st. I get a slice of pizza and start walking to Morgans house every 20 steps I have to pee. Im peeing behind bushes down by Lake Eola and praying no one sees me. The ducks are quaking and cars are every so often driving by, it was bad. I was tweeting the whole night and went back to read them #imretarded. I get to Morgans and I think to myself out loud "it'll be funny if the door was locked" HA! I get to the door and its locked and at that moment of when the door wouldn't open after i turned the knob is where the flashback came in a cloud over my head with Morgan saying "ok i'll leave the door unlocked for you" so much for that. Plus the whole time walking to her house I had the hiccups, so I call her and hear her phone right behind the door which I knew she would not hear it but I still called it 8 more times. I walk around to her window and this time I start to leave a drunk ass message while having the hiccups knocking on her window, praying a spider doesn't crawl on me. After all of that I still received no answer. I head over to the neighbors and had to crash on their couch, good thing I knew them.
I wake up by this rude dog slapping me in the face with its tail so I jump up and get in Morgans house. I fall asleep in my godsons bed and a couple of hours later I open my eyes and there's this parrot in my face. Now I'm thinking when in the world did they get a bird and I'm kinda freaking out because birds get tangled in my hair often. I cover my head with the blanket and I know I have never been able to sleep under cover so i cuff it so I can breathe. Let me just say I was wasted and still tripping...thank you. I finally peek out at it and its staring at me, then I go back to sleep and I wake up to really look at it. Its looking back at me still and I start thinking "ok there's no cage, no food or water, no droppings" I jump up laughing so hard because it was a fake bird. That's what I call straight T R I P P I N G!
The rest of that day was just as funny but hey I can tell all, but thats just no fun for me. This is the Misadventures of Novel-T!
~ciao.bless~
Well first it was my friend S.K.I.P's CD release party
This dude is sick to death, such a hard working creative individual. His entity is a necessity for all cultures of music. Hip Hop Rock Funk with mind stimulating concrete imagery lyrics, indeed a must hear and looking at him is a pleasure too.
Swamburger and Divinci from Solillaquists of Sound http://www.solilla.com brought back VOCALIZATION. I love these dudes and their wives, who were in the crowd as well. Rappers jumped on the mic sharing the love of hip hop while Divinci had us head banging to some bionic sounds from his MPCs. Swam kept us hyped all night convicting our souls with insightful rhymes. When I say "Characters Welcomed" I totally mean it. Invitation was extended to anyone in the crowd to speak freely anything they feel you didn't necessarily have to be a singer or rapper and I loved that. I had 6 shots of patron and 4 beers, so i was on my way to where I kept saying I needed to be and that is W A S T E D! I was having a blast recording the event and seeing familiar faces is always a pleasure to me. To support S.K.I.P and his love of music which is sick like the rest of us. I love S.K.I.Ps creativity and his hard work really shows, I'm definitely a fan for life.
I leave with friends and they had to jump the car so ran back to use the bathroom and bumped into my friend Rob coming out of BackBooth. Great he sees me when I have to pee and we have this whole thing when we hug its just this thing we do lol Love that dude. I talked to him then ran to the bathroom and didn't want to go home yet so I went to Tanqueray's (my spot) to hear some Kaleigh Baker http://www.myspace.com/kaleighbaker , http://www.rockyagirl.com she is awesome! I haven't seen or heard her in a while so I went there and continued my saga of patron shots and beer, yuengling to be exact. Kaleigh is singing I'm talking to random people and seen some more familiar faces, I drank alot so I was going to the bathroom freeeeeeequently.
One particular bathroom trip there's some chick named Erica throwing up in the bathroom stall but not utilizing the toilet so all the vomit was leaking out the stall. I go in the mens bathroom where the urinal was free to pee (what female you know uses a urinal? not this one either) so in the stall a guy is peeing. I'm drunk and having to pee real bad so I go off on the dude like "are you bitch pissng right now?" he says "what the fuck is that?" ugh! he answered a question with a question (pet peeve) so I answer "you have to sit down to pee because the urinal is fully available" then he comes out laughing i go in damn near peeing on myself. I come out and Erica's friend Ashley yells "OH MY GOD SHE'S DIABETIC AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!!" So the good Samaritan in me starts helping out like captain save a hoe! I take control of the situation and get Erica out the bathroom, wash her face and then I washed her bag. Oh my Lord! straight vomit all over it and I'm just going to town cleaning it. I'm looking in it for her meter and test strips, an old bloody strip or insulin any freaking thing that would classify her as a type 1 or 2. So I find nothing, I get her upstairs and Kaleigh buys her a hot dog and I get her water and now I have this tall amazon chick on me that keeps saying "I'm soo sorry you guys" Im asking where they parked and Ashley who is drunk asked drunk ass vomiting ass Erica where they parked. We go on church street make a right and then we made another right, we get by a dumpster and Ashley has to pee. It triggers my 10 shots and 8 beers so now I have to pee ugh! So I go behind the bush and Ashley is basically peeing on the sidewalk and Erica is leaning on this semi wall throwing up. Security came out and we're like "We're so sorry we're leaving right now" I get them to the car which was on the same street as Tanqs so we basically walked in a circle. GOOD RIDDANCE DRUNK BITCHEZZZ! I told them to hang around and sober up before they leave cause that was a bad scene waiting to happen.
I get back to Tanqs just exhausted and I get my beer that the bartender replaced because I dropped it in the bathroom adding more work for the clean up crew SORRY! Kaleigh buys me a shot and I drink my beer being the 2nd to last to leave, that's a 1st. I get a slice of pizza and start walking to Morgans house every 20 steps I have to pee. Im peeing behind bushes down by Lake Eola and praying no one sees me. The ducks are quaking and cars are every so often driving by, it was bad. I was tweeting the whole night and went back to read them #imretarded. I get to Morgans and I think to myself out loud "it'll be funny if the door was locked" HA! I get to the door and its locked and at that moment of when the door wouldn't open after i turned the knob is where the flashback came in a cloud over my head with Morgan saying "ok i'll leave the door unlocked for you" so much for that. Plus the whole time walking to her house I had the hiccups, so I call her and hear her phone right behind the door which I knew she would not hear it but I still called it 8 more times. I walk around to her window and this time I start to leave a drunk ass message while having the hiccups knocking on her window, praying a spider doesn't crawl on me. After all of that I still received no answer. I head over to the neighbors and had to crash on their couch, good thing I knew them.
I wake up by this rude dog slapping me in the face with its tail so I jump up and get in Morgans house. I fall asleep in my godsons bed and a couple of hours later I open my eyes and there's this parrot in my face. Now I'm thinking when in the world did they get a bird and I'm kinda freaking out because birds get tangled in my hair often. I cover my head with the blanket and I know I have never been able to sleep under cover so i cuff it so I can breathe. Let me just say I was wasted and still tripping...thank you. I finally peek out at it and its staring at me, then I go back to sleep and I wake up to really look at it. Its looking back at me still and I start thinking "ok there's no cage, no food or water, no droppings" I jump up laughing so hard because it was a fake bird. That's what I call straight T R I P P I N G!
The rest of that day was just as funny but hey I can tell all, but thats just no fun for me. This is the Misadventures of Novel-T!
~ciao.bless~
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
First Camping Daze with OBJ!!!!
OBJ is Orange Blossom Jamboree a music festival http://www.orangeblossomjamboree.com/ in Brooksville, FL. This camping trip took place May 2010 and it was filled of excitement and great music where i met alot of bands and friends.
The morganator and myself got to the camp site where our friends were. We borrowed a tent from Morgan's neighbors. As we set the tent up there were no rods to hold it up, what a tragedy! So our friend Kevin loans us a 2 man tent which only held half a man, but we were grateful. We both knew we weren't sleeping in it. We want to see how many people could actually fit in it so 4 of us crammed in there for 3 seconds then almost had a heart attack because it was so hot. We set up shop tables, chairs, buttons, a joke book (just in case) and we were off to explore. The vendors where great and one called the All Star Circus taught us how to poi ball which came pretty natural to me and we hoolah hooped with them. We continued on our journey to scope out the perimeter and to see some hott shirt less forest creatures.
We head back to our camp site and the "candy man" finds us and we are set for the night. Me and the morganator gets separated and i find myself in the vortex. The vortex was a long truck and on the inside was a plank you stand on and the walls move in a circular motion around you with multiple colors making you dizzy and shit which was awesome! After hanging with some kids at the vortex we smoked a bowl and hung out then went to jam to some music. I am a sucker for Live music so I had a blast hoolah hooping with beer and friends.
Night time came along and I was given some extra "candy" and I just could stop talking to everybody. Some random guy was sitting at my tent and car just zoned out so I sat next to him to see what was up with him then the next thing I know I found myself on my car talking to a group of people, I felt like I was giving a lecture about how we all meet at a median. Then I thought I seen Jesus (well the idol Jesus we all seen on tv) walking towards the group. He had paintings in his hand and I was blown away by all of them and the stories that came with them made me cream my pants. I WAS IN LOVE! His name was Carl Alm http://www.carlalmart.com/ very talented artist and stole my heart with his stories.
That night/morning I slept in someone elses tent for like 2 hours, avoiding the half man tent. Morning came and I was up early with my wine at the camp site with Dave and Doug and there was a 5 hour conversation about a monkey in the tree that was not really a monkey but sure did look like something to that effect. Sandy screaming "Where my mimosas!" "Where my bitches!" and Jeff roaming around bare feet with his dog Bella (so cute). Music through out the day and just fun times. Kevin and Dave set Doug's toe on fire which was amazing and that's what he gets for falling asleep on a cot in the middle of our campsite.
That night/morning Morgan knocked out and I was on my own to roam again and there was where I met Cope http://www.therealcope.com/ where there was the jam session at their camp site. I met Greg who I fell in love with and I keep telling the morganator I'm gonna marry him. They found out it was my first camping trip and they made me feel at home. Such great people who play great music. After the jam session I was hanging around with Katya and the drums were moving my soul on the inside so I started singing. I felt as though I was in a trance and it was very refreshing. Everyone loved it and I'm glad they did, it felt like a word was to be shared between us and I just delivered it. We hit the vortex one last time, then I met James who reminded me of an Elf but looked nothing like one. It was his hat and bandanna around the neck that made me think that. We started talking and he put his hat on me and said lets go roaming so that's what we did. Traveled all over the place just to get to his camp site to hangout with his friends who looked like forest people and I totally asked them if they lived here meaning in the woods...that was bad! We laughed and they offered my some white powder crap that I'm not into so yeah I was out.
Met up with my Vortex buddies, did some freestyling, and dancing. It was morning at this time, I mean full blown misty meadows. People started complaining about the hip hop music being blasted then we simmered it down with some acoustic with Chris. I remember going back to the tent to take a nap and there was snoring coming from my half man tent, with man shoes outside of it. I hesitated for a moment and thought about sleeping in my car but I wanted to lay down so i was like "whatever" and crawled in. It was killer stroke hot in there. I'm laying down and I open my eyes and this dude has on tighty whiteys OMG! yes i had to kick him out of there, that's just not right and I couldn't breathe anyway. I seen him later on that day and it was A W K W A R D!
Well I know I missed a couple of details like when me and Morgan didn't hang all day and she bumped into me asking for my keys and I gave it to her not knowing it was her. That moment was priceless. There was a massive Bonn fire I thought the forest was on fire but when I got to it I had to take a moment to appreciate life and all God has given me. Lets not forget about the mud wrestling, I was so excited to see it maybe too excited because this little boy in front of me looked back at me with his hand on his hip and gave me the "are you serious?" look and shook his head and turned back around (rude but funny). Did some Bullets! Danced my ass off to some sick ass bands like Aquaphonics http://www.aquaphonicsband.com/ and 3rd Stone http://www.3rdstoneband.com/.
I was walking and talking with this dude they call Cypress and found out he was like 17, that was so not cool. El Matamugu was great www.myspace.com/levimatamugu it was cosmic reggae, that was another great band. New Gravity http://www.newgravity.net/ and so much more but since I wrote alot as is I will leave it at that.
My first camping trip I must say I chose the perfect music festival to do it at, now I'm hooked! I love my new friends hope to see them again soon and meet many many more.
~ciao.bless~
The morganator and myself got to the camp site where our friends were. We borrowed a tent from Morgan's neighbors. As we set the tent up there were no rods to hold it up, what a tragedy! So our friend Kevin loans us a 2 man tent which only held half a man, but we were grateful. We both knew we weren't sleeping in it. We want to see how many people could actually fit in it so 4 of us crammed in there for 3 seconds then almost had a heart attack because it was so hot. We set up shop tables, chairs, buttons, a joke book (just in case) and we were off to explore. The vendors where great and one called the All Star Circus taught us how to poi ball which came pretty natural to me and we hoolah hooped with them. We continued on our journey to scope out the perimeter and to see some hott shirt less forest creatures.
We head back to our camp site and the "candy man" finds us and we are set for the night. Me and the morganator gets separated and i find myself in the vortex. The vortex was a long truck and on the inside was a plank you stand on and the walls move in a circular motion around you with multiple colors making you dizzy and shit which was awesome! After hanging with some kids at the vortex we smoked a bowl and hung out then went to jam to some music. I am a sucker for Live music so I had a blast hoolah hooping with beer and friends.
Night time came along and I was given some extra "candy" and I just could stop talking to everybody. Some random guy was sitting at my tent and car just zoned out so I sat next to him to see what was up with him then the next thing I know I found myself on my car talking to a group of people, I felt like I was giving a lecture about how we all meet at a median. Then I thought I seen Jesus (well the idol Jesus we all seen on tv) walking towards the group. He had paintings in his hand and I was blown away by all of them and the stories that came with them made me cream my pants. I WAS IN LOVE! His name was Carl Alm http://www.carlalmart.com/ very talented artist and stole my heart with his stories.
That night/morning I slept in someone elses tent for like 2 hours, avoiding the half man tent. Morning came and I was up early with my wine at the camp site with Dave and Doug and there was a 5 hour conversation about a monkey in the tree that was not really a monkey but sure did look like something to that effect. Sandy screaming "Where my mimosas!" "Where my bitches!" and Jeff roaming around bare feet with his dog Bella (so cute). Music through out the day and just fun times. Kevin and Dave set Doug's toe on fire which was amazing and that's what he gets for falling asleep on a cot in the middle of our campsite.
That night/morning Morgan knocked out and I was on my own to roam again and there was where I met Cope http://www.therealcope.com/ where there was the jam session at their camp site. I met Greg who I fell in love with and I keep telling the morganator I'm gonna marry him. They found out it was my first camping trip and they made me feel at home. Such great people who play great music. After the jam session I was hanging around with Katya and the drums were moving my soul on the inside so I started singing. I felt as though I was in a trance and it was very refreshing. Everyone loved it and I'm glad they did, it felt like a word was to be shared between us and I just delivered it. We hit the vortex one last time, then I met James who reminded me of an Elf but looked nothing like one. It was his hat and bandanna around the neck that made me think that. We started talking and he put his hat on me and said lets go roaming so that's what we did. Traveled all over the place just to get to his camp site to hangout with his friends who looked like forest people and I totally asked them if they lived here meaning in the woods...that was bad! We laughed and they offered my some white powder crap that I'm not into so yeah I was out.
Met up with my Vortex buddies, did some freestyling, and dancing. It was morning at this time, I mean full blown misty meadows. People started complaining about the hip hop music being blasted then we simmered it down with some acoustic with Chris. I remember going back to the tent to take a nap and there was snoring coming from my half man tent, with man shoes outside of it. I hesitated for a moment and thought about sleeping in my car but I wanted to lay down so i was like "whatever" and crawled in. It was killer stroke hot in there. I'm laying down and I open my eyes and this dude has on tighty whiteys OMG! yes i had to kick him out of there, that's just not right and I couldn't breathe anyway. I seen him later on that day and it was A W K W A R D!
Well I know I missed a couple of details like when me and Morgan didn't hang all day and she bumped into me asking for my keys and I gave it to her not knowing it was her. That moment was priceless. There was a massive Bonn fire I thought the forest was on fire but when I got to it I had to take a moment to appreciate life and all God has given me. Lets not forget about the mud wrestling, I was so excited to see it maybe too excited because this little boy in front of me looked back at me with his hand on his hip and gave me the "are you serious?" look and shook his head and turned back around (rude but funny). Did some Bullets! Danced my ass off to some sick ass bands like Aquaphonics http://www.aquaphonicsband.com/ and 3rd Stone http://www.3rdstoneband.com/.
I was walking and talking with this dude they call Cypress and found out he was like 17, that was so not cool. El Matamugu was great www.myspace.com/levimatamugu it was cosmic reggae, that was another great band. New Gravity http://www.newgravity.net/ and so much more but since I wrote alot as is I will leave it at that.
My first camping trip I must say I chose the perfect music festival to do it at, now I'm hooked! I love my new friends hope to see them again soon and meet many many more.
~ciao.bless~
Monday, September 13, 2010
WHEN LIFE THROWS YOU LEMONS...ASK FOR VODKA!
I'M JUST TIRED OF PLAYING CATCH UP WITH PAST EVENTS, THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH TO REMEMBER. HERE IT IS IN A TURTLE IN A HALF SHELL.
F! THE MAN FEST 3/20/2010 http://www.fthemanfest.com/ CLICK THE LINK AND THERE'S THE INFO AS PLAN AS DAY.WE TOOK A PARTY BUS TO THIS EVENT AND F'D THE MAN WITH NO LUBE THAT DAY. I WON A http://www.ARTSLAMmagazine.com/ POSTER THAT I STILL HAVEN'T GOT LAMINATED TO HANG SO ITS ROLLED UP IN MY CLOSET FOR SAFE KEEPINGS. THERE WAS AN F! THE MAN BOOTH PROVIDED BY http://www.slackertown.com/ (THEY'RE AWESOME! FOR YOUR DRUNK DIALING PLEASURE YOU MAY CALL 321-600-1200 AND CHECK THE WEBSITE TO HEAR SOME KILLER DRUNK DIALS.) THE BOOTH WAS THERE FOR YOU TO EXPRESS YOUR HATE FOR THE MAN AND SHOVE YOUR MIDDLE FINGER IN HIS FACE AKA THE CAMERA.
OVERALL GREAT FRIENDS ON THIS PARTY BUS ONCE AGAIN AND THE SAME GREAT BAND SNAFU! IT WAS A RIOT OF FUN, YOU SHOULD COME NEXT TIME!
WHAT ELSE?
THERE HAS BEEN PARTIES BOTH CLASSY AND TRASHY. RENDEZVOUS IN THE DARK AND HULAH HOOPS, GUYS WANTING TO MOTOR BOAT ME AND ALL TYPES OF CHAOS...OH MY GOODNESS HOW CAN I FORGET CAMPING FOR THE FIRST TIME! YESSSS THIS WAS MY FIRST CAMPING TRIP TO ORANGE BLOSSOM JAMBOREE WHICH I FELL IN LOVE WITH SO MANY PEOPLE AND IT WASN'T THE MUSHROOMS OK?
SO STAY TUNE FOR MY NEXT NOVEL-T STORY BECAUSE ITS A WHOOT! I GUESS I WILL PLAY CATCH UP AGAIN AFTER ALL AND TAKE THAT STROLL DOWN HIGH GRADE MEMORY LANE WHERE MY ROAD IS NOT YELLOW BRICK BUT A RAINBOW.
~ciao.bless~
F! THE MAN FEST 3/20/2010 http://www.fthemanfest.com/ CLICK THE LINK AND THERE'S THE INFO AS PLAN AS DAY.WE TOOK A PARTY BUS TO THIS EVENT AND F'D THE MAN WITH NO LUBE THAT DAY. I WON A http://www.ARTSLAMmagazine.com/ POSTER THAT I STILL HAVEN'T GOT LAMINATED TO HANG SO ITS ROLLED UP IN MY CLOSET FOR SAFE KEEPINGS. THERE WAS AN F! THE MAN BOOTH PROVIDED BY http://www.slackertown.com/ (THEY'RE AWESOME! FOR YOUR DRUNK DIALING PLEASURE YOU MAY CALL 321-600-1200 AND CHECK THE WEBSITE TO HEAR SOME KILLER DRUNK DIALS.) THE BOOTH WAS THERE FOR YOU TO EXPRESS YOUR HATE FOR THE MAN AND SHOVE YOUR MIDDLE FINGER IN HIS FACE AKA THE CAMERA.
OVERALL GREAT FRIENDS ON THIS PARTY BUS ONCE AGAIN AND THE SAME GREAT BAND SNAFU! IT WAS A RIOT OF FUN, YOU SHOULD COME NEXT TIME!
WHAT ELSE?
THERE HAS BEEN PARTIES BOTH CLASSY AND TRASHY. RENDEZVOUS IN THE DARK AND HULAH HOOPS, GUYS WANTING TO MOTOR BOAT ME AND ALL TYPES OF CHAOS...OH MY GOODNESS HOW CAN I FORGET CAMPING FOR THE FIRST TIME! YESSSS THIS WAS MY FIRST CAMPING TRIP TO ORANGE BLOSSOM JAMBOREE WHICH I FELL IN LOVE WITH SO MANY PEOPLE AND IT WASN'T THE MUSHROOMS OK?
SO STAY TUNE FOR MY NEXT NOVEL-T STORY BECAUSE ITS A WHOOT! I GUESS I WILL PLAY CATCH UP AGAIN AFTER ALL AND TAKE THAT STROLL DOWN HIGH GRADE MEMORY LANE WHERE MY ROAD IS NOT YELLOW BRICK BUT A RAINBOW.
~ciao.bless~
Monday, September 6, 2010
MY FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY AT THE AGE OF 25
ILL KEEP THIS ONE SHORT, WELL I'LL TRY....
MY PARENTS REALLY JUST DIDNT GIVE ME A PARTY BECAUSE THEY REALLY DIDNT BELIEVE IN HAVING ONE, THATS IT...
MY FRIENDS WHO I MET ON THE PARTY BUS FOUND OUT THAT IVE NEVER HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR ME. MR.BEN GARDNER OF http://www.orlandobands.com/ OFFERED UP HIS HOUSE, WHICH WAS SO NICE OF HIM.
THANKS TO MY MORGANATOR I HAD A DONKEY PINATA THAT WAS FILLED WITH SOY SAUCE, WENDY'S KETCHUP, MAGNUM CONDOMS, AND BABY JOLLY RANCHERS, SHE ALSO BAKED MY FAVORITE STRAWBERRY CAKE WITH COOL WHIP AND M&M TOPPING... IT WAS GREAT!
PHIL FROM http://www.snafuonline.com/ BROKE OUT THE GUITAR AND WAS SINGING MY FAVORITE BOB MARLEY SONGS...DAMN NEAR MADE ME CRY!
THERE WAS A GOOD 25 PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT BEER AND UHMMM ILL CALL IT SPICE...LOL AND WE PLAYED WII AND HAD A GREAT TIME. THAT DAY WAS VERY SPECIAL TO ME BECAUSE I BARELY KNEW THESE PEOPLE AND THEY WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR ME AND THEY DID IT WITH NO HESITATIONS AND ASKED FOR NOTHING IN RETURN.
WE ALL GOT WASTED AND IT WAS TRULY A NIGHT TO REMEMBER, Q FROM http://www.qshouse.com/ WAS TIED UP WITH THE STRING PAPER AND BUSTED OUT OF IT LIKE SOME CRAZY CALF BEING BORN. IT WAS A TRIP AND IT'LL BE EVEN BETTER NEXT YEAR WHEN I HAVE THE MOON BOUNCE, OH YESSS MOON BOUNCE THAT'S RIGHT!
GREAT FRIENDS IN MY CASE WAS EASY TO FIND!!!
I HAVE PICS ON MY FACEBOOK JUST REQUEST ME AS A FRIEND AND YOU'LL SEE THE SHENANIGANS.
~ciao.bless~
MY PARENTS REALLY JUST DIDNT GIVE ME A PARTY BECAUSE THEY REALLY DIDNT BELIEVE IN HAVING ONE, THATS IT...
MY FRIENDS WHO I MET ON THE PARTY BUS FOUND OUT THAT IVE NEVER HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY AND WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR ME. MR.BEN GARDNER OF http://www.orlandobands.com/ OFFERED UP HIS HOUSE, WHICH WAS SO NICE OF HIM.
THANKS TO MY MORGANATOR I HAD A DONKEY PINATA THAT WAS FILLED WITH SOY SAUCE, WENDY'S KETCHUP, MAGNUM CONDOMS, AND BABY JOLLY RANCHERS, SHE ALSO BAKED MY FAVORITE STRAWBERRY CAKE WITH COOL WHIP AND M&M TOPPING... IT WAS GREAT!
PHIL FROM http://www.snafuonline.com/ BROKE OUT THE GUITAR AND WAS SINGING MY FAVORITE BOB MARLEY SONGS...DAMN NEAR MADE ME CRY!
THERE WAS A GOOD 25 PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT BEER AND UHMMM ILL CALL IT SPICE...LOL AND WE PLAYED WII AND HAD A GREAT TIME. THAT DAY WAS VERY SPECIAL TO ME BECAUSE I BARELY KNEW THESE PEOPLE AND THEY WANTED TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR ME AND THEY DID IT WITH NO HESITATIONS AND ASKED FOR NOTHING IN RETURN.
WE ALL GOT WASTED AND IT WAS TRULY A NIGHT TO REMEMBER, Q FROM http://www.qshouse.com/ WAS TIED UP WITH THE STRING PAPER AND BUSTED OUT OF IT LIKE SOME CRAZY CALF BEING BORN. IT WAS A TRIP AND IT'LL BE EVEN BETTER NEXT YEAR WHEN I HAVE THE MOON BOUNCE, OH YESSS MOON BOUNCE THAT'S RIGHT!
GREAT FRIENDS IN MY CASE WAS EASY TO FIND!!!
I HAVE PICS ON MY FACEBOOK JUST REQUEST ME AS A FRIEND AND YOU'LL SEE THE SHENANIGANS.
~ciao.bless~
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
MY DAD WAS MY ANCHOR...NOW WHAT???
JOSE CHARLES WALSH 6/10/1938-9/25/2009 LOVE YOU DADDY!
BEING THE LAST CHILD OF A MINISTER IS REALLY TOUGH. I LET MY DAD DOWN TREMENDOUSLY SO MANY TIMES. HE HAD HIS OWN EXPECTATIONS OF ME AND MY AGENDA WAS TOTALLY DIFFERENT. HE TAUGHT ME AN AMPLE AMOUNT OF HIS WISDOM AND I AM EVER SO GRATEFUL. HIS LEGACY WILL FOREVER LIVE ON IN ME, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND ALL THE PEOPLE HE HAS COME IN CONTACT WITH.
MY BIGGEST REGRET: I HAVEN TOLD ANYONE THIS.....
MY DAD ALWAYS TOLD ME THE STORY OF WHY I WAS BORN. HE PRAYED FOR A DAUGHTER THAT HE COULD TEACH AND WOULD TAKE CARE OF HIM IN HIS OLD AGE WHEN HE IS SICK. (I TEARING UP AS I WRITE) WHEN I MOVED TO ATLANTA I TOLD MY DAD LIKE A DAY BEFORE I LEFT THAT I WAS LEAVING. TO WHAT I CAN RECALL I BELIEVE HE STARTED GETTING SICK ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS MORE THAN USUAL. THEN THE CANCER KICKED IN AND I LOST IT, MY MIND WAS GOING BACK AND FORTH TO GO HOME OR STAY AND I CHOSE TO STAY. THAT WAS MY BIGGEST REGRET EVER BECAUSE THAT STORY JUST STUCK AND STICKS WITH ME STILL TO THIS DAY. I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE LIFE I HAD IN BOSTON WOULD HAVE KILLED ME IF I WOULD HAVE WENT BACK. SO I DID CHOOSE TO BE SELFISH BUT MY PARENTS UNDERSTOOD THAT AND AGREED THAT I SHOULDN'T COME BACK EVEN THOUGH THEY WANT ME THERE AS MUCH AS I WANTED TO BE THERE TOO.
BEING THE BLACK SHEEP OF THE FAMILY WITH MY TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS, DIFFERENT VIEWS ON RELIGION AND TASTE IN "OFF THE WALL" MUSIC. MY DAD AND I WOULD ALWAYS DISCUSS MY VIEWS WITH ME AND NO MATTER WHAT HE WAS GLAD I HAD MY OWN MIND EVEN IF HE DIDN'T AGREE WITH ME. I'VE MADE A SHIT LOAD OF BAD DECISIONS IN MY LIFE FROM DRUGS TO SEX TO VIOLENCE AND OTHER SHIT AND I THANK GOD EVERYDAY THAT I AM STILL ALIVE AND WELL. I BELIEVE IT WAS THE PRAYERS OF MY WONDERFUL LOVING MOTHER WHO COMPLAINS AND WORRIES ABOUT EVERYTHING (LOL) AND MY DAD THE ANCHOR OF OUR FAMILY, THAT KEPT ME OUT OF DANGERS ARMS MADE ME ESCAPE DEATH SO MANY TIMES.
MY DAD WAS STRICT AND I'M GLAD HE WAS BECAUSE LORD KNOWS WHO I WOULD HAVE BECOME IF HE WASN'T. I LOVE HIM AND I MISS HIM, I STILL CRY EVERYDAY FOR HIM LIKE A LITTLE BITCH BUT ITS OK.
R.I.P POPPA BEAR A.K.A MINISTER WALSH!
MY DAD WAS MY ANCHOR...NOW WHAT IS THIS GIRL TO DO?
~CIAO.BLESS~
BEING THE LAST CHILD OF A MINISTER IS REALLY TOUGH. I LET MY DAD DOWN TREMENDOUSLY SO MANY TIMES. HE HAD HIS OWN EXPECTATIONS OF ME AND MY AGENDA WAS TOTALLY DIFFERENT. HE TAUGHT ME AN AMPLE AMOUNT OF HIS WISDOM AND I AM EVER SO GRATEFUL. HIS LEGACY WILL FOREVER LIVE ON IN ME, MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS AND ALL THE PEOPLE HE HAS COME IN CONTACT WITH.
MY BIGGEST REGRET: I HAVEN TOLD ANYONE THIS.....
MY DAD ALWAYS TOLD ME THE STORY OF WHY I WAS BORN. HE PRAYED FOR A DAUGHTER THAT HE COULD TEACH AND WOULD TAKE CARE OF HIM IN HIS OLD AGE WHEN HE IS SICK. (I TEARING UP AS I WRITE) WHEN I MOVED TO ATLANTA I TOLD MY DAD LIKE A DAY BEFORE I LEFT THAT I WAS LEAVING. TO WHAT I CAN RECALL I BELIEVE HE STARTED GETTING SICK ON NUMEROUS OCCASIONS MORE THAN USUAL. THEN THE CANCER KICKED IN AND I LOST IT, MY MIND WAS GOING BACK AND FORTH TO GO HOME OR STAY AND I CHOSE TO STAY. THAT WAS MY BIGGEST REGRET EVER BECAUSE THAT STORY JUST STUCK AND STICKS WITH ME STILL TO THIS DAY. I HAVE TO TELL YOU THE LIFE I HAD IN BOSTON WOULD HAVE KILLED ME IF I WOULD HAVE WENT BACK. SO I DID CHOOSE TO BE SELFISH BUT MY PARENTS UNDERSTOOD THAT AND AGREED THAT I SHOULDN'T COME BACK EVEN THOUGH THEY WANT ME THERE AS MUCH AS I WANTED TO BE THERE TOO.
BEING THE BLACK SHEEP OF THE FAMILY WITH MY TATTOOS AND PIERCINGS, DIFFERENT VIEWS ON RELIGION AND TASTE IN "OFF THE WALL" MUSIC. MY DAD AND I WOULD ALWAYS DISCUSS MY VIEWS WITH ME AND NO MATTER WHAT HE WAS GLAD I HAD MY OWN MIND EVEN IF HE DIDN'T AGREE WITH ME. I'VE MADE A SHIT LOAD OF BAD DECISIONS IN MY LIFE FROM DRUGS TO SEX TO VIOLENCE AND OTHER SHIT AND I THANK GOD EVERYDAY THAT I AM STILL ALIVE AND WELL. I BELIEVE IT WAS THE PRAYERS OF MY WONDERFUL LOVING MOTHER WHO COMPLAINS AND WORRIES ABOUT EVERYTHING (LOL) AND MY DAD THE ANCHOR OF OUR FAMILY, THAT KEPT ME OUT OF DANGERS ARMS MADE ME ESCAPE DEATH SO MANY TIMES.
MY DAD WAS STRICT AND I'M GLAD HE WAS BECAUSE LORD KNOWS WHO I WOULD HAVE BECOME IF HE WASN'T. I LOVE HIM AND I MISS HIM, I STILL CRY EVERYDAY FOR HIM LIKE A LITTLE BITCH BUT ITS OK.
R.I.P POPPA BEAR A.K.A MINISTER WALSH!
MY DAD WAS MY ANCHOR...NOW WHAT IS THIS GIRL TO DO?
~CIAO.BLESS~
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Snafu Party Bus! 9/5/09 Let me tell you!
Its been well over a year since I have blogged about my crazy ass life. So come with me on a journey down memory lane....ready? if not oh well....
This was the SNAFU CD RELEASE PARTY!
Ill start from 9/3/09 my best friend Leah got married! So she went on her honeymoon and she left me with her car, so I'm like what to do this weekend? I haven't met anyone worth hanging out with on a regular basis besides crazy ass Kent so on 9/5/09 I'm on facebook and there's a status that reads "I HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO GO ON A PARTY BUS, WHO WANTS TO GO?" So I immediately respond like "Fuck yeah Ill go" then i check out his facebook page (cutie) so i know who to look for when I get there.
So this guy was Ben Gardener creator of www.orlandobands.com So i meet up with him that night and that's where the excitement came into play. He introduced me to Q=Quinton Sheer 0f www.qshouse.com this funny muthafucker is just a fucking riot! I knew no one on the bus and just being a spontaneous social butterfly I was all for whatever chaos that came about. So we're taking shots and playing game and its pure fun times then when end up at our 2nd stop who knows where. For all I know they could have been kidnapping me and I was all for it. Anyways the 2nd stop is where i met my soul sista Morgan, she got on the bus with the jello shots! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
It wasn't only because of the shots i liked her but we had similarities (its a Pisces thing) So I'm doing the jello shots even though I don't eat jello because its Gelatin and I'm a vegetarian so I'm tipsy and feeling guilty and i had to get on the mic and say my testimony. I swear to God I wish I could remember the words I said but all I remember was everyone saying "AMEN SISTA AMEN!!! YOU ARE FORGIVEN" funny as fuck! So I remember Jimmy and his friend I cant remember his friends name but he said he will never forget me because (ok brace yourself) i guess he pulled down his pants and i don't know exactly what the did but then he held his hand up to me for a hi5 so i slap his hand, he's laughing out of control and I'm lost in laughter he's like "i just touched my ass with this hand and you touched it" so i look at my hand and i put it to my face and sniff it from wrist to finger tips and exhale a "aaaahhhh" like it was refreshing and that siked everyone out like "who the fuck does that" so that's why he wont forget me but i bet he already did...lol *priceless*
Ok so we get to the venue and I was totally caught off guard by the flashing lights and video cameras. I was like WTF!!! THIS SHYT IS SERIOUS so I get my picture taken and go inside to hear the band SNAFU and I totally fell in love! I went to see other bands in orlando but no one has caught my attention like this one www.snafuonline.com (get this im a part of the band now...crazy surreal.)
I'm jammin and rockin out to some awesome music and taking pics with random people (still drinking) It was an experience of a lifetime! When its all over I get to thank the band for such an awesome time and hope to see them again soon. I'm pretty sure I rambled on about alot of other things to but they were so nice to listen to this drunkard. I get back on the party bus and I inhale even more shenanigans. We're laughing and having a good time and jimmy's dick dot com came into play, yeah same jimmy from earlier in the blog. It was like an advertisement for prostitution and STD's. "FOR YOUR LOCAL HERPES FEST PLEASE VISIT JIMMYS DICK DOT COM" "LOOK FOR A CHEAP THRILL? VISIT JIMMYS DICK DOT COM" yeah shyt like that.
It was priceless and I don't know how I ended up with a full bottle of Vodka but I did and I liked it. The next day whenever I woke up and checked my facebook i had like 25 friend requests and 13 messages. It was awesome and happy to say I'm still really good friends with everyone!
Novel-T signing out
~ciao.bless~
This was the SNAFU CD RELEASE PARTY!
Ill start from 9/3/09 my best friend Leah got married! So she went on her honeymoon and she left me with her car, so I'm like what to do this weekend? I haven't met anyone worth hanging out with on a regular basis besides crazy ass Kent so on 9/5/09 I'm on facebook and there's a status that reads "I HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET TO GO ON A PARTY BUS, WHO WANTS TO GO?" So I immediately respond like "Fuck yeah Ill go" then i check out his facebook page (cutie) so i know who to look for when I get there.
So this guy was Ben Gardener creator of www.orlandobands.com So i meet up with him that night and that's where the excitement came into play. He introduced me to Q=Quinton Sheer 0f www.qshouse.com this funny muthafucker is just a fucking riot! I knew no one on the bus and just being a spontaneous social butterfly I was all for whatever chaos that came about. So we're taking shots and playing game and its pure fun times then when end up at our 2nd stop who knows where. For all I know they could have been kidnapping me and I was all for it. Anyways the 2nd stop is where i met my soul sista Morgan, she got on the bus with the jello shots! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!
It wasn't only because of the shots i liked her but we had similarities (its a Pisces thing) So I'm doing the jello shots even though I don't eat jello because its Gelatin and I'm a vegetarian so I'm tipsy and feeling guilty and i had to get on the mic and say my testimony. I swear to God I wish I could remember the words I said but all I remember was everyone saying "AMEN SISTA AMEN!!! YOU ARE FORGIVEN" funny as fuck! So I remember Jimmy and his friend I cant remember his friends name but he said he will never forget me because (ok brace yourself) i guess he pulled down his pants and i don't know exactly what the did but then he held his hand up to me for a hi5 so i slap his hand, he's laughing out of control and I'm lost in laughter he's like "i just touched my ass with this hand and you touched it" so i look at my hand and i put it to my face and sniff it from wrist to finger tips and exhale a "aaaahhhh" like it was refreshing and that siked everyone out like "who the fuck does that" so that's why he wont forget me but i bet he already did...lol *priceless*
Ok so we get to the venue and I was totally caught off guard by the flashing lights and video cameras. I was like WTF!!! THIS SHYT IS SERIOUS so I get my picture taken and go inside to hear the band SNAFU and I totally fell in love! I went to see other bands in orlando but no one has caught my attention like this one www.snafuonline.com (get this im a part of the band now...crazy surreal.)
I'm jammin and rockin out to some awesome music and taking pics with random people (still drinking) It was an experience of a lifetime! When its all over I get to thank the band for such an awesome time and hope to see them again soon. I'm pretty sure I rambled on about alot of other things to but they were so nice to listen to this drunkard. I get back on the party bus and I inhale even more shenanigans. We're laughing and having a good time and jimmy's dick dot com came into play, yeah same jimmy from earlier in the blog. It was like an advertisement for prostitution and STD's. "FOR YOUR LOCAL HERPES FEST PLEASE VISIT JIMMYS DICK DOT COM" "LOOK FOR A CHEAP THRILL? VISIT JIMMYS DICK DOT COM" yeah shyt like that.
It was priceless and I don't know how I ended up with a full bottle of Vodka but I did and I liked it. The next day whenever I woke up and checked my facebook i had like 25 friend requests and 13 messages. It was awesome and happy to say I'm still really good friends with everyone!
Novel-T signing out
~ciao.bless~
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